[Editorial] Meme Armies and their Integrity

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

 

SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!

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CP ARMY LEAGUE: Top Ten [6/14/20 – 6/21/20]

SLUSHY, Army League HQ: With Legends Cup going on, we’ve witnessed great battles this week! We also saw the entrance of several new Armies into the League who’ve made this week’s Top Ten quite competitive! Who’s going to take first place this week? Read on to find who claims the throne of the Top Ten!

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The Royals End Their Reign

SLEET, Royal’s Capital- After an extremely long run gilded in success, The S/M army powerhouse Royals of CP has decided to close their doors after a long one year run. Read more on why they decided to close down. Continue reading

The Erikas of CP are the next Army to contract FURRID-19?

**CAUTION: SATIRE**

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ-We have seen the rise of the extremely severe pandemic going by the name of FURRID-19 and so far, we believe we have identified four armies that have been affected by the pandemic. These armies are the Animal Kingdom (now shut down), the Royals, the Pirates ,the Ice Warriors and perhaps even the Golden Troops or Doritos now Animal Kingdom merged into GT and the leaders became HCOM in Doritos. Well I believe we have identified a fifth army that we may need to watch out for if we wish to contain FURRID-19: The Erikas. Continue reading

Meet The Board: LuciferStar

SLUSHY, CP Army Headquarters-  Today we bring to you all the sixth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our most lit board member, give it up for LuciferStar. Continue reading

Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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The Alberto Warriors

NOTE: Some parts are satiric, don’t take everything I say for granted.

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Alberto Warriors Nation – The Alberto Warriors came around after a very controversial issue, Regan getting bullied, in the Ice Warriors. Regan decided to retire, unretire, name Kala leader, demote her, and then name a famous person named Alberto as leader.

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Water Vikings Dock Their Ship In CPAL

FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Nation- With the round 2 announced in Legends Cup and few of our armies advancing through the next round. We have a Legend’s Cup Contender joining our community to get that top spot in the Top Ten. It’s none other than the legendary army, Water Vikings. Let’s Read more to find out why they joined our community. Continue reading

Mare Steps Down from ODA

BOBSLED, One Direction Army Capital – Recently, one of the founding leaders of the One Direction Army(Mare), has stepped down due to focusing on personal issues and stressful circumstances. Mare is confident, however, that her two other leaders will continue the legendary ODA.

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Meet The Board: Mehakk

 


SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters-
Today we bring to you all the fifth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our only dominant lady board member, give it up for Mehakk. Continue reading