[Editorial] Meme Armies and their Integrity

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

 

SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!

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Insight into SWAT’s Leadership Changes

MAMMOTH, Historic SWAT Capital – Many leadership changes took place in the past 3 days inside the Special Weapons and Tactics army AKA SWAT. This included the return of Sweater AKA Conor, and the instating of Teaska into the beloved leadership positions. They have helped SWAT since its entry into CPO, and now hope to help SWAT get back into the peak it reached in CPO.

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The Erikas of CP are the next Army to contract FURRID-19?

**CAUTION: SATIRE**

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ-We have seen the rise of the extremely severe pandemic going by the name of FURRID-19 and so far, we believe we have identified four armies that have been affected by the pandemic. These armies are the Animal Kingdom (now shut down), the Royals, the Pirates ,the Ice Warriors and perhaps even the Golden Troops or Doritos now Animal Kingdom merged into GT and the leaders became HCOM in Doritos. Well I believe we have identified a fifth army that we may need to watch out for if we wish to contain FURRID-19: The Erikas. Continue reading

Bikers cruise into the Community

Slushy, CPAL HQ – Another new army has come cruising into the Army League community as the Bikers were officially instated into the league. Continue reading to find out more about this army!
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The Great Alberto War

FJORD, Alberto Warriors Capital – The Alberto Warriors recently declared war on the Fighter Pilots, for various reasons. This is bound to be an interesting war, as both armies only have one piece of land, and depending on who wins the battle on the night of June 10th, the war may or may not end. Read on to find out more!

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Gingersnap Returns to DCP leadership

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ – After a long break – spanning over one month – Gingersnap, army veteran and Doritos legend, has returned to the Doritos leadership. The well respected army veteran has been involved with the Doritos for over 8 years and has achieved the beloved legend status within the army. It seems Gingersnap is not quite done yet, and is back to prove that his time in the Doritos will go down in history. Read on to find out the latest on Gingersnap’s return, and his future within the army.

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Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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The Alberto Warriors

NOTE: Some parts are satiric, don’t take everything I say for granted.

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Alberto Warriors Nation – The Alberto Warriors came around after a very controversial issue, Regan getting bullied, in the Ice Warriors. Regan decided to retire, unretire, name Kala leader, demote her, and then name a famous person named Alberto as leader.

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Mare Steps Down from ODA

BOBSLED, One Direction Army Capital – Recently, one of the founding leaders of the One Direction Army(Mare), has stepped down due to focusing on personal issues and stressful circumstances. Mare is confident, however, that her two other leaders will continue the legendary ODA.

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Fighter Pilots fly their way into CP

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ – A new army gets into the ranks of CP. After the closure of several of the CPPS’ including CPO, we’ve seen a decreased amount in new armies being registered to CPAL. However, we’ve had the pleasure of bringing in the Fighter Pilots to the CPAL community. Read more to learn about the Fighter Pilots of CP. 

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